Definition of Windows
I'm pretty sure I've seen this before, but it just came up again on the Catalyst mailing list:

Windows (n.): 32-bit extensions to a 16-bit graphical shell for an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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